<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305</id><updated>2009-09-10T20:03:15.380+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Café e Bola com Creme</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>João</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16101511472213426033</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>299</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116569421679557150</id><published>2006-12-09T19:54:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-12-09T19:56:56.830Z</updated><title type='text'>Os gémeos estão de volta!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/31/1016/1600/627589/07122006%28001%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/31/1016/320/382219/07122006%28001%29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Depois de nos chamarem gémeos sem razão aparente, eis que descobrimos o porquê..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116569421679557150?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116569421679557150/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116569421679557150&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116569421679557150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116569421679557150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/12/os-gmeos-esto-de-volta.html' title='Os gémeos estão de volta!'/><author><name>Bola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09630442464537927718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16008080579309606909'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116539687342851010</id><published>2006-12-06T09:20:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-12-06T09:21:13.450Z</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"É pa tu neste momento és para mim um deus a quem se tem de prestar respeito, dar oferendas e sacrificar virgens em tua honra."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obrigado xor Filipe pelo melhor elogio da minha curta mas ja bastante vivida vida!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116539687342851010?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116539687342851010/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116539687342851010&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116539687342851010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116539687342851010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/12/pa-tu-neste-momento-s-para-mim-um-deus.html' title=''/><author><name>ZéBC</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17544521941614865336'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116368698234476019</id><published>2006-11-16T14:21:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-16T14:23:02.370Z</updated><title type='text'>Estupidez!?</title><content type='html'>(Eu) - Tens marquise?&lt;br /&gt;(João) - Não, tenho cozinha!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116368698234476019?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116368698234476019/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116368698234476019&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116368698234476019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116368698234476019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/11/estupidez.html' title='Estupidez!?'/><author><name>Bola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09630442464537927718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16008080579309606909'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116334808748726213</id><published>2006-11-12T16:09:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-12T16:14:47.560Z</updated><title type='text'>Que desilusão!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/31/1016/1600/joao_scp.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/31/1016/320/joao_scp.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Um gajo que se intitula benfiquista até à quinta casa, um homem que defendia o seu clube ao extremo, agora lá porque frequenta a zona do campo grande, e de vez em quando vai almoçar ao WC gigante passa-se para o rival! Estou triste com ele, e acho que a maioria dos benfiquistas bloggers também! Que desilusão João!&lt;br /&gt;Agora só te faltava teres uma camisola do preto... ah.. já tens :s&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116334808748726213?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116334808748726213/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116334808748726213&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116334808748726213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116334808748726213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/11/que-desiluso.html' title='Que desilusão!'/><author><name>Bola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09630442464537927718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16008080579309606909'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116251233313950829</id><published>2006-11-03T00:04:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-03T00:07:46.656Z</updated><title type='text'>O André chama-lhe Array</title><content type='html'>Live @ 11:57 PM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 287px; height: 191px;" src="http://www.auto-adrenalina.com/AA_Djevojke_tjedna/DT43%20-%20Jennifer%20Morrison%20-%2004.06.2006..jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Perante &lt;a href="http://www.auto-adrenalina.com/AA_Djevojke_tjedna/DT43%20-%20Jennifer%20Morrison%20-%2004.06.2006..jpg"&gt;esta&lt;/a&gt; imagem, o André  disse: "Já está a fazer efeito...aumentei o array". Bom, e nós.....tudo bem.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116251233313950829?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116251233313950829/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116251233313950829&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116251233313950829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116251233313950829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/11/o-andr-chama-lhe-array.html' title='O André chama-lhe Array'/><author><name>João</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16101511472213426033</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01054383736046577049'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116250784780698995</id><published>2006-11-02T22:50:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-02T22:50:47.860Z</updated><title type='text'>Live to the world @ Labs-FCUL:</title><content type='html'>Primeiros comentários da 1ª noitada  do ano 2006/07:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Está tanta gente que eu tenho uma teoria: Está a haver um ecplise solar, e são 4 da tarde e está a haver aulas"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Resposta do André: "Está a haver um eclipse solar? Onde? Á meia-noite bora ver..." (e sai disparado pa ver o tal do eclipse).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116250784780698995?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116250784780698995/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116250784780698995&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116250784780698995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116250784780698995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/11/live-to-world-labs-fcul.html' title='Live to the world @ Labs-FCUL:'/><author><name>João</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16101511472213426033</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01054383736046577049'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116249863911933635</id><published>2006-11-02T20:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-11-02T20:17:19.143Z</updated><title type='text'>Mai nada...</title><content type='html'>O xor de Azeitão é só miúdas lá na terra dele...sabem como é que se chamam as miúdas de Azeitão? São as azeitonas...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116249863911933635?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116249863911933635/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116249863911933635&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116249863911933635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116249863911933635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/11/mai-nada.html' title='Mai nada...'/><author><name>João</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16101511472213426033</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01054383736046577049'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116193874448573526</id><published>2006-10-27T09:43:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-27T09:48:47.390+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Votações C5BOLAS</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://jpn.icicom.up.pt/imagens/desporto/Vanessa_triatlo.jpg" /&gt;     &lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;           VS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img1.eurosport.com/imgbk/footbl/all/big_md-i145733.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- // Begin Pollhost.com Poll Code // --&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;form method="post" action="http://poll.pollhost.com/vote.cgi"&gt;&lt;table bg="" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" border="0" cellspacing="0" width="500"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bg="" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pollhost.com/"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"&gt;Free polls from Pollhost.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="500"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;b&gt;Quem é o mais feio??&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="500"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;input name="answer" value="1" type="radio"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Arial;" &gt;Vanessa Fernandes&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;input name="answer" value="2" type="radio"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Arial;" &gt;Petit&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;input name="config" value="aTMyNDg4CTExNjE5Mzc5OTAJRkZGRkZGCTAwMDAwMAlBcmlhbAlBc3NvcnRlZA" type="hidden"&gt;&lt;input value="Vote" type="submit"&gt;  &lt;input name="view" value="View" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;p.s. o João queria que eu o incluísse na votação mas não acho que ele tenha o que é preciso para entrar nesta grande batalha!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- // End Pollhost.com Poll Code // --&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116193874448573526?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116193874448573526/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116193874448573526&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116193874448573526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116193874448573526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/10/votaes-c5bolas.html' title='Votações C5BOLAS'/><author><name>ZéBC</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17544521941614865336'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116190269903894662</id><published>2006-10-26T23:43:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-26T23:45:25.483+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Olha vai p'ro caralho!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Portanto ir para o caralho, ir para onde? Esse local é onde??&lt;br /&gt;Quer dizer, eu acho que existem pessoas que sabem onde fica, eu não, sinceramente. Posso dar um exemplo de conhecedores, Pinto da Costa, quando vem a Lisboa é certinho como o sol.&lt;br /&gt;Mas isso fica mesmo onde? Estudasse lá bem?&lt;br /&gt;Pá não sei mesmo o porquê das pessoas insistirem em mandar umas às outras para tal sítio.. opiniões...lol&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Agora a sério, não o façam sem pelo menos ensinarem o caminho, que depois uma pessoa ainda se perde..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116190269903894662?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116190269903894662/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116190269903894662&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116190269903894662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116190269903894662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/10/olha-vai-pro-caralho.html' title='Olha vai p&apos;ro caralho!!'/><author><name>Bola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09630442464537927718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16008080579309606909'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116172699213471299</id><published>2006-10-24T22:52:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T22:57:24.013+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Pois!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Bem, eu não sei quanto a vocês, mas a palavras "pois" para mim já me anda a irritar de sobremaneira! Pá irrita-me!&lt;br /&gt;Qualquer coisa e "Pois!", porra, existem muitas mais palavras para exprimir uma sensação, do que essa. Um "é pa", um "que estupidez", um com franquesa", um "mata-te", mas não vem sempre o irritante do "pois"...&lt;br /&gt;Epa IRRITA-ME!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116172699213471299?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116172699213471299/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116172699213471299&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116172699213471299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116172699213471299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/10/pois.html' title='Pois!'/><author><name>Bola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09630442464537927718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16008080579309606909'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116163489725327922</id><published>2006-10-23T21:16:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-23T21:22:14.393+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Vaquinha!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.dakar.com/2007/DAK/presentation/img/logos/euromilhoes.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://www.dakar.com/2007/DAK/presentation/img/logos/euromilhoes.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;E o pessoal fazer uma vaquinha para ver se ganhávamos esta cena?? Dava uns trocos valentes a dividir por todos..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116163489725327922?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116163489725327922/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116163489725327922&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116163489725327922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116163489725327922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/10/vaquinha.html' title='Vaquinha!'/><author><name>Bola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09630442464537927718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16008080579309606909'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116161864339009821</id><published>2006-10-23T16:33:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-23T16:50:43.463+01:00</updated><title type='text'>**POST POLÉMICO (não digam que não avisei)**  A nova filosofia / seita religiosa</title><content type='html'>Toda a gente sabe que agora é moda todos as novas celebridades acreditarem na sua própria seita religiosa...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O tom Cruise acredita na cientologia que basicamente é uma religião que &lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;"propõe levar o indivíduo a um estado de consciência chamado "clear" (limpo). Essa "limpeza" é a eliminação do que chamam de mente reativa _que por sua vez é, grosso modo, um lugar que todos nós temos no cérebro, onde estão registrados os traumas e as fobias, todas as "tristezas", todas as imagens e sensações de dor ou sofrimento."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Isto é tudo muito bonito...Mas já que o Tom Cruise e outros realizadores de filmes de ficção cientifica podem criar uma religião&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; eu também posso!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Atão eu crio e passo a defender a seguinte religião: "Cagaefogeologica"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.flickr.com/32/99648343_77a77d0bd5_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Principais crencas:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;1- Todo e qualquer pecado cometido durante um dia é "libertado" durante o acto do "cagar".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;2- Durante o processo do "cagamento" um crente é capaz de entrar na mente das outras pessoas que se encontram na casa-de-banho ao mesmo tempo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;3- Quanto maior e mais feio for o "objecto" do "cagar" maior é a força espiritual do individuo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;4- Durante o processo pelo qual se suja a sanita, o crente adquire poderes sobrenaturais e é capaz assim de prever o futuro...Não só o seu como o de qualquer frequentador do "cagatório".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;5- Caso no fim da "acção cagatória" o hotoclismo (o joão diz que se escreve assim...quem sou eu para contrariar) não funcione não há problema, uma vez que segundo esta seita o facto de a poia ficar a vista de todó-mundo é visto como um acto de sobredotação.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;6- O indivíduo que sofra de um problema denomiado "prisão de ventre" pode sempre  rezar ao próprio Deus desta seita...Que dá pelo nome de  "Cagalimpo".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Novos e entusiasmados crentes para esta religião podem-se iniciar na sua prática no local sagrado onde esta foi criada, ou seja, cagatório do C1 (1ºpiso).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116161864339009821?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116161864339009821/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116161864339009821&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116161864339009821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116161864339009821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/10/post-polmico-no-digam-que-no-avisei.html' title='**POST POLÉMICO (não digam que não avisei)**  A nova filosofia / seita religiosa'/><author><name>ZéBC</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17544521941614865336'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-116161752466077436</id><published>2006-10-23T16:27:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-10-23T16:33:28.230+01:00</updated><title type='text'>REABURTURA DO BLOG AO MUNDO</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;Ok ok...podemos-lhe dar o nome que quisermos...Eu apostei num titulo claro e conciso (bonita palavra).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;Tinhamos tambem as seguintes opções...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" &gt;"Café e Bola com Creme o Regresso"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Estamos de volta...O regresso do Creme!!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Bola com Creme...Sem um não há dois"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"O regresso do Blog que rejeita o "Palmier""&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Crónicas de uma Bola com creme e do seu Café...Parte II"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"O blog que diz não ao pastel de nata, diz mais ou menos ao mil-folhas, diz ah-e-tal que isso é um nojo ao donout com 3 dias, mas diz que sim a bola com creme....está de volta"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" &gt;ou mesmo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Noites Escaldantes com Bola com Creme XXX - as brasileirinhas"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-116161752466077436?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/116161752466077436/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=116161752466077436&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116161752466077436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/116161752466077436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/10/reaburtura-do-blog-ao-mundo.html' title='REABURTURA DO BLOG AO MUNDO'/><author><name>ZéBC</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17544521941614865336'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-114129727605087255</id><published>2006-03-02T11:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2006-03-02T11:01:16.096Z</updated><title type='text'>Reabertura com uma piada (daquelas boas mas boas!!!)</title><content type='html'>Epá esta é muito boa!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Porque é que a chuva cai qd estamos menos À espera???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Porque diz para o São Pedro "Epá desculpa precipitei-me"!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;mto boa esta piada...sem duvida muita boa...tem piada se virem bem...até tem....mto boa esta piada...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-114129727605087255?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/114129727605087255/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=114129727605087255&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/114129727605087255'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/114129727605087255'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2006/03/reabertura-com-uma-piada-daquelas-boas.html' title='Reabertura com uma piada (daquelas boas mas boas!!!)'/><author><name>ZéBC</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17544521941614865336'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-112950079594028756</id><published>2005-10-16T23:11:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-10-16T23:13:15.970+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Não Comento!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/31/1016/1600/k2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/31/1016/320/k2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-112950079594028756?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/112950079594028756/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=112950079594028756&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112950079594028756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112950079594028756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2005/10/no-comento.html' title='Não Comento!'/><author><name>Bola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09630442464537927718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16008080579309606909'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-112906680964319465</id><published>2005-10-11T22:40:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-10-11T22:43:40.526+01:00</updated><title type='text'>your IP :P</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.omeuip.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img style="width: 151px; height: 40px;" src="http://www.omeuip.com/sigs/ip_150x40_red.png" alt="omeuip.com" title="omeuip.com" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-112906680964319465?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/112906680964319465/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=112906680964319465&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112906680964319465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112906680964319465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2005/10/your-ip-p.html' title='your IP :P'/><author><name>JP</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08455979914865135373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17462676997507820354'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-112724856677136767</id><published>2005-09-20T21:33:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-09-20T21:39:42.106+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Kanguru</title><content type='html'>&lt;img style="border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px; width: 180px; height: 150px;" src="http://www.kanguru.pt/ai/images/HomeEsq_logo.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Optimus lança acesso à Net via UMTS a 384Kbps&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Optimus lançou hoje um novo serviço de acesso à net, o Kanguru, este novo serviço é destinado a todos os utilizadores de computadores portáteis e permite aceder a net fora de casa e de hotspots, bastando para tal utilizar uma placa PCMCIA para se ligar, este serviço conta com uma mensalidade de € 29,90; o acesso à net pode ir até 384Kbps na rede UMTS, que a empresa espera que até final do ano chege a 80% da população nacional, e até 50 Kbps na rede GSM/GPRS; além do acesso o Kanguru disponibiliza uma caixa de e-mail com 1GB e 10GB de tráfego até ao final de 2005 e 1GB/mês dps dessa data, a somar a isto soma-se ainda as happy hours entre a 01h00 e as 07h00.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.kanguru.pt/"&gt;http://www.kanguru.pt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-112724856677136767?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/112724856677136767/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=112724856677136767&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112724856677136767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112724856677136767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2005/09/kanguru.html' title='Kanguru'/><author><name>JP</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08455979914865135373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17462676997507820354'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-112652271495337406</id><published>2005-09-12T11:49:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T12:01:56.286+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Já conto 8 pontos em 3 jogos...</title><content type='html'>Só gostava de dizer isto...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-size:180%;" &gt;SPORTING&lt;/span&gt; 2 - &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" &gt;benfica&lt;/span&gt; 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. eu lembro-me que aquando do golo de sorte  do benfica um dos membros deste blog me mandou uma sms a dizer "acabou a brincadeira vai começar o futebol"...epá João obrigado pela piada tás sempre a fazer-me rir :D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-112652271495337406?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/112652271495337406/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=112652271495337406&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112652271495337406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112652271495337406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2005/09/j-conto-8-pontos-em-3-jogos.html' title='Já conto 8 pontos em 3 jogos...'/><author><name>ZéBC</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17544521941614865336'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-112644893890095566</id><published>2005-09-11T15:16:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-09-11T15:28:58.936+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Brilhante resultado</title><content type='html'>Um excelente 8º lugar foi hoje alcançado pelo piloto português Tiago Monteiro no GP da Belgica.&lt;br /&gt;O primeiro ponto verdadeiramente alcançado pelo trabalho desenvolvido pelo piloto, já k o 3º lugar alcançado em Indianápolis foi conquistado em circunstâncias muito especiais.&lt;br /&gt;A juntar a esta excelente performance de destacar o 16º GP consecutivo que é terminado pelo Tiago sendo assim, e cada vez mais, o rookie com mais GP consecutivos terminados na historia da F1.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-112644893890095566?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/112644893890095566/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=112644893890095566&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112644893890095566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112644893890095566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2005/09/brilhante-resultado.html' title='Brilhante resultado'/><author><name>Star_Dust</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12890234822798831449</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05856588891236681788'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-112644808546911965</id><published>2005-09-11T14:59:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-09-11T15:14:45.486+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Este ano promete</title><content type='html'>Agora que começou mais um ano lectivo e as férias infelizmente acabaram, nada melhor k as bacoradas lançadas pelos nossos s'tores para nos ajudarem a passar o tempo durante uma aula (sim porque a matéria entra por um lado a 10 a sai pelo outro a 1000  ;-)  ).&lt;br /&gt;Durante a nossa aula de Algebra Linear foram muitos os chamados "penaltis e marca falta" dados pela nossa s'tora.De entre eles escolhi os melhores:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; - "&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;A&lt;/span&gt; com coisa nenhuma é &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;A&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt; - "O k eu estou a tentar ensinar não é nada de novo, o curso ja está escrito"&lt;br /&gt; - "Quando é k duas matrizes são iguais? Quando duas matrizes são iguais"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Em relação a este último não podia deixar de comentar k contra factos destes não existem argumentos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E assim são as aulas no nosso curso......&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-112644808546911965?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/112644808546911965/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=112644808546911965&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112644808546911965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112644808546911965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2005/09/este-ano-promete.html' title='Este ano promete'/><author><name>Star_Dust</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12890234822798831449</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05856588891236681788'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-112629342014597913</id><published>2005-09-09T20:16:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-09-09T20:19:25.796+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Comos Melões</title><content type='html'>Hoje durante a apresentação de SO(sistemas operativos) o nosso caro colega João surge com esta comparação:&lt;br /&gt;    - "As disciplinas são comos os Melões, só sabemos se são bons quando os abrimos!"&lt;br /&gt;escusado será dizer que foi gargalhada geral na turma... ganda JOHN! :D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-112629342014597913?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/112629342014597913/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=112629342014597913&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112629342014597913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112629342014597913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2005/09/comos-meles.html' title='Comos Melões'/><author><name>Bola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09630442464537927718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16008080579309606909'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-112626981742325115</id><published>2005-09-09T13:41:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-09-09T13:43:37.440+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Para começar bem o Ano</title><content type='html'>Ontem durante a aula de Algebra a Senhora Dona Professora tem este comentário : "Vamos Avançar para a frente.."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Este Ano promete! lolol&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-112626981742325115?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/112626981742325115/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=112626981742325115&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112626981742325115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112626981742325115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2005/09/para-comear-bem-o-ano.html' title='Para começar bem o Ano'/><author><name>Bola</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09630442464537927718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16008080579309606909'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-112567326897000414</id><published>2005-09-02T16:01:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-09-02T16:08:07.040+01:00</updated><title type='text'>um mail mto especial...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;Baseado em factos reais...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;WARNING: A MSG SEGUINTE CONTEM LINGUAGEM OFENSIVA E UM ESTRANHO HUMOR K ME FAZ RIR, E MTO!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;para a oni com amor,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas ké esta merda fdps vi no vosso site k so vao migrar as contas das putas oniduas, &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;ai a merda&lt;/span&gt;, ve la se tenho k ir ai bater-te oh fdp. Mas ja agoram digam la pk e k n aumentam a velocidade dos vossos clientezitos da oni premium&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cumprimentos,&lt;br /&gt;bzugito&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-112567326897000414?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/112567326897000414/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=112567326897000414&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112567326897000414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112567326897000414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2005/09/um-mail-mto-especial.html' title='um mail mto especial...'/><author><name>bzug0</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03848816026543708493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='18168743014173794722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-112518108369492704</id><published>2005-08-27T23:18:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-08-27T23:18:03.710+01:00</updated><title type='text'>este benfica...?</title><content type='html'>"este benfica vai de mal a pior senhor koeman" - TVI a coisa de 1 minuto&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;e eu HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;p.s: mas a serio tenho pena do benfica, o defeito parece k n e do treinador(n sei digo eu(lmao))&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-112518108369492704?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/112518108369492704/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=112518108369492704&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112518108369492704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112518108369492704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2005/08/este-benfica.html' title='este benfica...?'/><author><name>bzug0</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03848816026543708493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='18168743014173794722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12157305.post-112497950832247743</id><published>2005-08-25T15:18:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-08-25T15:18:28.463+01:00</updated><title type='text'>HUMM...</title><content type='html'>...será que i bzug0 é o unico aqui k ainda vem ver isto? sou o unico k n tem nada pa fazer n? eh pa...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;digam alguma coisa, n estejam calados...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12157305-112497950832247743?l=c5bolas.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/feeds/112497950832247743/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12157305&amp;postID=112497950832247743&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112497950832247743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12157305/posts/default/112497950832247743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://c5bolas.blogspot.com/2005/08/humm.html' title='HUMM...'/><author><name>bzug0</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03848816026543708493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='18168743014173794722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry></feed>